There once was a little island girl
Who was far from the middle of the sea
She put up a good fight, and try as she might
She struggled to sit and just be
This little island girl
So tan and so proud
Had trouble with being told what to do
Just stop for a minute
I swear I’ll be quick
Let me lay you down and sing things to you
I know your voice is much fairer
It makes sense–I’m aware
You’re a long way from that little rock in the sea
But if you sit down right here
And lend me your ear
Then maybe, just maybe
You can dive deep and get lost with me
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
(via trust)
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
(via trust)
Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves
> I really wish he would have ground up the leaves better for the monkey.
> This was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Does anyone know why do they crush leaves?
> That was really calming.
> I like at around 0:32 when the guy opens his hand and the monkey picks up the leaves and smashes them back down onto his palm, lol.
“Crush these better, human! THEY ARE NOT CRUSHED ENOUGH!”
(via sexual-acts-of-kindness)
